WHAT’s up, party people.
Trust and believe that the cyborg scifi smut magic survivor memoir audio tales and writings you know and appreciate me for have not been forgone for my C U NEXT TUESDAY planner project — it’s just that I am unemployed, having trouble finding work, and making these planners is my main means of income!
I came here to brag/announce that on this Mercury’s day (yes she’s stationary and in fall but I am their child) that my much-anticipated solar ZODIACAL year planners are now available. Fuck Gregorian calendar time, M I RITE?! Full specs are below.
It’s truly been a saga materializing this thing from out of my brain and into physical form. Those who have been checking my rare and infrequent Instagram stories have been getting an earful of the pitfalls of data merge and the untold roadblocks of the past two months I have experienced trying to lay this thing out in an automated fashion. YES I had to resort to doing it all by hand, please have a moment of silence for my overworked and inflamed arm tendons.
Anyway, I’m really proud of this baby and hope that many others find it useful for their own spacetime orientation.
What’s next? Well, since I had so many setbacks along the way, I’m here releasing this thing in a Mercury station/retrograde, in the middle of eclipse season, which seems somehow significantly right on time (…I will have to report back on that later). Right now the A5 NARROW version is available, and I will be getting the A5 full size edition together in the coming week or so. After that, I have my sights on releasing a B6 size undated jawn, something in between a guided prompt journal/daily diary/commonplace notebook.
I also have regular degular 2026 planners available in both A5 and A5 NARROW sizes, in Weeks+Note and Months+Review formats.
SO that’s my update. Tell your homies, invite me to your vendor markets and pop-up spaces, etc etc etc. I TRULY hope your spirit is strong as the pysop disinformation distribution manipulation hungry ghost-possessed warmonger pedo cabal cyberpunk dystopia continues to materialize, and I send my cunning trickster love your way.
full specs
A new experiment in visualizing time, the ZODIACAL version of the C U NEXT TUESDAY weekly planner arranges its months and days according to astrological seasons.
Instead of Gregorian months (such as March, April, May), time is ordered according to the Sun’s passage through the zodiacal wheel.
Will this humble Mercurial tool be able to wrest you away from the grip of urgent capitalist time? Perhaps it’s ~time~ to find out. ^_~/
KEY POINTS
- One solar year over 2 books, 6 months per book
- Runs March 20, 2026 ~ March 19, 2027
- Monday-start, with ZODIACAL solar “months” (aka Aries ~ Pisces seasons)
- A5 NARROW size has the same features of the full A5 size (most pages, writing space) in a more compact form.
- Fits a TRAVELER’S notebook~ =)
IT HAS
- Weeks + Note
- Months
- Past Month Review
- Next Month Dream
- Planetary Attune w/fillable Natal Chart (whole sign)
- Yearly Plan
- Annual Mission
- Archive
- Habit Tracker
- Daily Moon Phase
- Zodiacal Season
- Lunations & Eclipses
- Transits & Ingresses
- Planetary Retrogrades & Direct Stations
- Some Holidays =)
PAPER TYPE
Kokuyo Business Paper (white) = smooth, light & recommended if you write with fine tip gel and fountain pens [limited print run]
COVER TYPE
Cardstock Paper. I highly recommend reinforcing this with clear contact paper, a proper slip cover, or some carefully applied layers of good ole clear packing tape.
SIZE
A5 NARROW = 4.5″ × 8.3″
SHIPPING
Ships USPS 1st Class Mail
International shipping: Use this site’s contact form to send me your addy + a name & phone number for shipping, your desired payment amount for the goods, and I can get back to you with price & payment options
Philly locals can opt to pickup from a location near Overbrook High School~
A collaboration with MESSENGER ASTRO
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